Merry Christmas from Dr. B!

YES! OHMIGOD, YES!!!! I have not been able to access my bog in WEEKS! It just wouldn't load, and I check on it like, 6 times a day!c OK, back to the subject, it is 2 sleeps away from Christmas. And, just because I like lists, (Who knew?  BTW, Please note the sarcasm) and I hate bad gifts, (Not that I've ever gotten any.) I present you with the worst gifts that people can get you. P.S. As I write this, I have discovered that if you are chewing gum, and take a sip of Coke, the gum will turn rock hard. Cool.

 TOP FIVE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS  2010

With additional commentary by me.

1. Gym Membership. Please, don't try and leave "hints' that your loved one needs to shed a few kilos. also, who needs that kind of embarrassment? This may lead to that said person avoiding you at all costs. Maybe even deleting you on Facebook.
2. Underpants. Need I say more?
3. Pajamas. Why would you give someone PAJAMAS? They can buy their own stuff. (Unlike me. What? I'm only 11, gimme a break!) Anyway, you wouldn't know how much they have grown, or how many cookies they're eaten this year. (Perhaps a gym membership would be better...)
4. Useless electronic junk. Back scratchers, Remote Control shower heads, you know, the pointless stuff. WE LIVE IN A BATTERY POWERED GENERATION, PEOPLE!
5. Singing Christmas dolls. Why would you do that? THEY ARE SO ANNOYING! Big whoop, Santa, YOU CAN SING!

May you be blessed with at least half-decent gifts this year.

Peace out yo!

-Dr. Boomdigga

The best way to prank your friends!

Oh my GOD. You NEED to see this video! Click or copy and paste the link below!
http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

If you clicked on this, you would notice it was a Rick Astley video. (I know of him because Of Meme base on the fail blog. You should check it out.)

If you want to pull off a Rick Roll, or you want to prevent being Rick Roll'D, you should read on:

PULLING OFF A RICK ROLL:
First, you need to find someone who TRUSTS you. No use of even doing this if you have pulled pranks on them time and time before. You need someone gullible.

OK. So you have found your victim, who is totally unaware of this Rick Astley stuff at all. Tell them about this AWESOME video you made on YouTube (Or any video that does NOT say anything about Rick in the title.) And tell them to search it. Offer to show them the video right now.

See? It's simple! EXTRA CREDIT: Show them a video that starts of normal, THEN shows Rick Astley. Because if he shows up first thing, most people will realise what has just happened.

If you want to prevent being Rick Roll'd, DONT TRUST ANYONE. Easy.

See ya later!
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..

The people who I love to hate!

I'm not pretty sure if that made sense, but hey, who do I need to impress? (Oh, right, a whole lot of readers, never mind.) OK, like I said, I strongly dislike quite a few people. And since the year is coming to an end, It is now that I have decided to give you a list of my most hated celebrities of 2010.

1. Justin Beiber. It is true, with many people even questioning if he is a boy or not, how CAN'T you hate him? Also, I have a confession to make. When I first heard his song "One Time", I thought it was pretty cool... until I found out he was a dude. 
2. Simon Cowell. The rudest, most insensitve man to ever walk the earth. Hold on a second, Simon has second place, for the winner is...
3. Kanye West. "Taylor, Taylor, Imma let you finish..." It all started with those six words. How could somene be so cruel? Taylor is nice! Plus, at a recent concert, he was screaming into the mic that TAYLOR should say sorry! What did SHE do? Make you look like a jerk? Im sorry Kanye, you did that yourself.
4. Everyone on "The Jersey Shore". Those stupid over-sized oompa loompas.
5. Katie Price (A.K.A. Jordan) What a weirdo.

How to procrastinate like you mean it.

If putting off things until the last minute was an Olympic sport, I would win the gold. So, it is with great pleasure that I share with you my many ways of how to procrastinate.

• If you are putting off something like a project you have been wanting to do that you haven't gotten to yet, try to set a deadline for, let's say, 25 years away. This will give you plenty of time, and lower the amount of pressure put on you before.

• If you are being nagged by the little voices inside your head that you need to call someone, if it may be a friend or relative, think about the reason you didn't immediately call them in the first place. Why would you give up your precious time you have to someone who is a total jerk? List things on why you don't like them or don't want to call them and so on.

• If you have a chore that your parent has just told you to do, and you are reading, or something that involves concentration, pretend you simply didn't hear them. They will probably come back in five minutes or so asking why you have still not done said job. Put down the book, or whatever, and act surprised. "Oh, why didn't you tell me BEFORE that I had to take out the trash!" Walk slowly once you have gotten out of the chore-giver's sight. Stand around for a bit, and walk back to where you were. EXTRA CREDIT: If it involves going outside, open the door, and then close it so it would be loud enough for anyone to hear. Repeat this in a few minutes to make like you have come back in.

•  If it involves homework, and you still have a good reputation for getting homework in on time, leave your homework at home, when it is time to hand it in, act VERY panicked. Look everywhere for the "Homework". When the Teacher has become impatient, go up and say, "Oh no, (Place name of teacher here) I seem to have left it at HOME! It works to try and squeeze a few tears in there too. WARNING!! THIS WILL NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, WORK WITH MOST TEACHERS! USE IT ON THE SOFTIES!!

May this work, and may you spend much of your time on this blog!

Have FUUUUN!!!
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. OMG!! 119 VIEWS! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!!
P.P.S 26 Sleeps until the big fat fellow comes down your chimney and gives you pressies and
DRINKS YOUR BEER!
26 Sleeps 'til SANTA!

Girls are weirdos.

But at least we smell pretty. I mean, picture this from a boy's angle. Why do we need so many accessories? Seriously. We have belts, scarves, hats, necklaces and bracelets. We even have accessories FOR our accessories! Charm Bracelets!? REALLY?! Come ON, unless you're the Queen or something, you don't need to dress up and put on a full face of makeup just to pick up the dry cleaning. Also, there are some things that boys don't understand. Like the three WORST words in the world:
I
    LOVE
                YOU.
Why would you want to embarrass a guy like that? Do you know how guys joke about that kinda stuff? Sick jokes are the last thing anyone would want to hear about themselves.

AND we are always trying to perfect human beauty! But why would you want to stick tarantula legs to your eyelids? Are you trying to attract flies? And spray tan. Do NOT get me started on spray tan. Earth to Snookie: Unless you are training 24/7 for grabbing 'Best Pumpkin Costume' on Halloween, you don't need to look the colour Orange. Leave that to the professionals, like oranges. And leather handbags.

Peace to the world!
-Dr. Boomdigga

Geek POWER!!!!

Geek: Noun. Informal.

an unfashionable or socially inept person

[usually with modifier] a knowledgeable and obsessive enthusiast:

i.e (a computer geek)

I classify myself as a geek. I have glasses, I am OBSESSED with Star Wars, Back To The Future AND I know more general knowledge than anyone else in my class. I am also basically in the smartest group for everything, except math. Math is hard. I take pride in this statement because I believe that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. But are other people proud of being geeks? A few years ago would probably have been no: normally it was used as a taunt, i.e if someone was smarter than you, and you felt like to needed to punch BACK, you would call them that. But, are people stereotyping geeks? Most of us, including me, think of geeks as super smart people with braces, glasses and suspenders. I consider myself one of the lucky ones, since that my Grandma doesn't dress me, but she has a good sense of style.

Happy Geeking!

-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. I haven't been on Blogger in a while because I wanted to see how many views

I can get without even being on

I. HATE. SINGSTAR.

Yes, I know that hate is a strong word, but you can't really "strongly dislike" anything. I hate singstar because: Singstar +  My brother = The same song repeated over and over. (And over and over and over...)
This ONE song may cost Josh his life. 'These words' by Natasha Bedingfield may be the worst song EVER, thanks to my brother.
Also, that song is distracting me from my work. I cannot THINK while that is on in the background, which explains why I haven't been on Blogger in a while, because when I ask to go on here, he asks to go on Singstar. (At least now I know who the so-called "Evil' twin is.) No! I'm NOT evil! Yes, you are. Uh, NO! I'm Nooot! Dude, you are. End OF.
I know the majority of you are thinking, "He's a KID, cut him some SLACK." But HEY, guess what? We are the SAME AGE! Twins, Ok? He MAY like Singstar and he MAY not know this is very annoying after a while, but still, he is a boy, and he is my brother. Isn't that what God invented them for? To annoy people to their wit's end? I'm pretty sure.

Singstar and Playstation,
- Dr. Boomdigga
(P.S. The italics were a conversation I had with Joshy.)

Annoying Things 2!

Yes, back by popular demand, how to be annoying 2! This time, it's for everything!!

1) Tell someone a really boring joke, and forget the punchline. But say that "It was SOOO funny guys, you would LOVE it." Do this a few times a day by convincing people that you have remembered it.
2) When at school and sitting next to someone at a desk, lean over and breathe very deeply down their neck. It helps to sniffle, too.
3) Get a universal remote and go to an electronic store, with lots of TVs. Turn them off. When staff come to see what the problem is, turn them on again. Repeat this at least 5 times.
4) Buy one of those 'Hot wheels' speedometers. Sit outside in a cop suit and point it at people when they drive past. See who slows down. *Also try and pull them over, and give them a stern talking to about the speed limit.*
5) Slap or hit someone and claim it is a spasm.
6) End every thing you say like it is a question?
7) Never ever finish your
8) When someone runs past you, jump out with arms arms wide open and scream "BLOCKAGE!!"
10) Skip numbers when writing a list :)

Have fuuuun!
-Dr. Boomdigga

Today is a special day! :D!

Can you guess what it IS? Hmmm? Ok, here are some clues to help you out A) It's NOT my birthday, and B) It has something to do with my blog!! Can you guess what it is? Oh well, if you haven't, let's just see the answer...

Yup! It's exactly ONE month since I started my blog! Thanks to everyone who has seen every posting minute of it! I would also like to thank the veiwers from Sth Africa, US, and Russia, because you even knowing about this blog is pretty cool. : ) If you want me to do any more lists on how to annoy people, etc. Just write in the comments below! Thank you so much guys!

YAY! : D!
- Dr. Boomdigga

EPIC MOVIES!!!

Is Star Wars possibly the best movie saga EVER? Do bears poop in the woods? YES! But, of course, the originals were better. The prequels (Episodes 1-3) I think didn't really fit with the first ones. Not as many epic battles. George Lucas, is just pure awesome. I worship him, but not in a way that makes me so obsessed I think I am a real Jedi.(Even though I have a plastic lightsabre) Star Wars has left a legacy, I think. I mean, it is as timeless as Grease (I have seen it thrice) and the Back To The Future movies, which were also pure awesome. Poor Micheal J. Fox, though. You can just kinda imagine him sitting there, trying to hold a glass of water, or something. *Search him on Google Images, he looks so YOUNG!!* One very very awesome movie, was Family Guy Blue Harvest! I mean, FAMILY GUY! My favourite show! And STAR WARS! Ohmigod!!! It's so awesome to put those to together! Why can't all people have ideas like that?!?


Yay! STAR WARS!
-Dr. Boomdigga

How to annoy the Cleverbots

There is one website I LOVE. There are two plausible reasons for this: A) I LOOOOVE to annoy people, or B) Talking with a random stranger seems fun. The answer is, well, both. Let me give you a list of how to annoy cleverbot. *Cleverbot is a sort of chat room where you ask one person a question and they answer. But, most people use it just to talk.*

Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cleverbot: ...It's not my birthday.
Me: SURE it is!
Cleverbot: No, it's not. Im sure I would remember my birthday.
Me: Wanna open your presents and have some cake?
Cleverbot: ...
Me:  : { D
Cleverbot: What was that?
Me: A moustached happy man :p

Hope you get the idea. : )

Annoying and Aggrivating,
-Dr. Boomdigga

Happy Halloween!

Ok, I know I said that I don't like Halloween. BUT, you have to at least decorate your house for it, or else the kids who come are gonna think you SUCK. So, this is my idea for a house decorated for Halloween. 1) Find some crime scene tape from maybe a prop store, or something. 2) Fence off your drive way, but leaving a little part UNfenced so the trick or treaters can come in. 3) Get some white chalk, white tape, etc. and trace around someone lying down like they do on murder scenes. 4) Get LOTS of candy. Heck, you could even use a Pinata for the dude who got killed, and slice it open, so it was like it's bleeding candy. Stand by your door or have a bowl of candy ready. One good tip for trick or treaters: Don't give second helpings to kids you know you have already given candy too, because they may come back again. And again.

Happy Halloween!
- Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Any chance you can spare some candy for me?

Ginger Ninja!

Who is the ginger ninja? Does he exist? Well, of course he does! And that is why my job today is to find out who he is...

First off, the ginger ninja must have RED hair, hence the name 'GINGER ninja'. And I think I know someone who fits that statement...

Yes, Ronald Mcdonald. He has red hair, but, he is a clown. He would look just plain stupid in a ninja suit.

What a freak.

Ok, I've ruled out one suspect. Now let's move on...

Maybe I don't have to look to hard to find this mysterious ninja. Maybe he is right under our noses, in little old New Zealand. *GASP!* I think I know WHO!!



Yes, it is the marvellous Rhys Darby! But, wait, the ginger ninja is a silent and invisible to the naked eye. A ninja would not want to become famous! It would ruin his career if anyone found out that a super star was a ninja! And also, he isn't really ginger. So, I guess Rhys is not the ninja...

So, let's recap. 1) Ronald M. cannot be a ninja, for he looks stupid in a ninja suit. 2) Rhys isn't the ginger ninja because ninjas don't pull attention onto themselves, and he is a little brownish red.

Ronald McDonald

Rhys Darby

Mystery Suspect

Ok, one more go. I think I know who the ginger ninja is!!

 

 

YES!!! Of COURSE!! Ron Weasly! He knows magic, so he can make himself invisible AND Erase people's minds so it's like they never met him! It's GENIUS!!

All hail the ginger ninja!

-Dr. Boomdigga

Why do they hate us?

It seems like the whole of the country HATES us Aucklanders. Why? What did we do that made us be despised with a burning hatred? Did we eat your children? No, we did not. Many people say that it's because we are oblivious to what else happens around the country. Do you honestly think we are big air-headed freaks? We DO care about NZ, you just have a grudge. And the super city may more or less change the rest of NZ, at least most of the Nth Island. Don't think we don't care. We are not cold hearted. But, if haters are gonna hate, go ahead. We don't mind. Auckland is a great place to live, and people are very friendly. In fact, it just makes you haters look like you are jealous... : )

Love and Hate,
- Dr. Boomdigga

Please, don't judge the Chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why does a chicken's actions need to be questioned? Every hen or rooster in the world must be waiting for when, one day, it will get up to cross a road, lay an egg, or scream 'COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!' when someone will point menacingly and ask them, 'Why, WHY are you DOING that?' Those poor chickens never did anything to anyone, so why put them in the spotlight? They just want to live a normal, day-to-day life without anyone questioning something that will lead to a pointless answer, somewhere between a 'Ba KWAAA?' or a 'Cluck.' But seriously, if you annoy a chicken, it will probably come into your open window at night and peck your brains out. Brain pecking is something not to be taken lightly. Remember this for the next time you try to make a not even funny joke about why the chicken crossed the road. Dude, he got to the other side, everyone knows the ending.

Eggs and KFC,
-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I was banned from blogger from Tues-Thurs,
and spent my weekend in my Nana and Poppa's bach where you are more likely
to be eaten alive by a mutant squirrel than find internet access and a decent computer.

10 Annoying things to do at a Cinema

I have been talking about funny ways to annoy people with the friends of mine who are at my table at school. (Jarrod, Cameron, Paige and BFF Emma.) And I thought of a very funny list for my blog. 10 Annoying things to do at a Cinema. Hope you enjoy it. : )
1) Go to a sad film where many people die, or whatever. Whenever something real sad happens to a character, (i.e. Loved one dies) and they are in the middle of a cry fest, stand up, point at the screen and scream 'HA HA! SHAAAME!'
2) Repeat number 1 with a scary movie, but only laugh when everyone else is screaming like the little girls they are.
3) At a part of a movie you find boring, yell 'BOOOORING!' and throw popcorn at the screen.
4) During a thriller movie, and a killer etc. is shown on the screen, yell 'OOOOOH!!! OH OH OH LOOK! IT'S THE KILLER!!!' and point at the screen so everyone can get a good look.
5) Run up and down the aisles and pretend to be an airplane taking off.
6) During a real good part of the movie like when someone is telling vital info, scream over them 'OH OH! THIS IS A GOOD PART, GUYS! LISTEN!!! OOOH!!!' so know one ends up hearing them. *Thanks  for that one, Mum*
7)  Bring a few laser pointers, and point when someone has a close up one their face so it looks like they have bad as zits. *It helps to yell 'AAAARGH GROSS!' too.*
8) Sit by an empty seat. when someone comes to sit in it, quickly dump all the stuff you brought onto it and tell them the seat is saved for your pet Unicorn.
9) If you sit by someone with popcorn and they look away, grab some and stuff it into you mouth.
10) Go to a movie you've seen before and tell everyone what is going to happen like it's no big deal, especially during a really good scene that opens the movie wide open.

Popcorn and Choc tops,
- Dr. Boomdigga

Friend Request DENIED

I'm pretty sure everyone has this problem, and I'm also pretty sure everyone HATES it. So, let's say I'm happily scrolling through Facebook, and I happen to look at my new friend requests. Most of these people are either people I may have met at school ONCE, and some others are people from the other side of the world, say, India. Seriously, how did they search my name? They aren't mutal friends to anyone I know, and they always have the strangest profile pics. One had an Ed Hardy snake, which looked kinda weird. I have 56 friends on Facebook, *I think so anyway, I haven't been on in ages* while my BFF, Emma,  has 124. How? she adds The Simpsons characters. She has 10 Lisas, 8 Barts, 12 Homers, and tons of Mayor Quimbys, Barney Gumble, and Moe. Seriously, it's quite pathetic. *Yes, I DID go there.* Well, I'm bored, so I'm now going to search through the FAIL blog.

Likes And Pokes,
-Dr. Boomdigga

My cats are driving me CRAZY!!!

SCENE: 3 AM, My Bedroom.
CHARACTERS: Me, My cat Barney.

Barney: Meooow?
Me: *Yawn* SHUDDUP.
Barney: Meoooooooow!!
Me: What do you want?
Barney: *Pauses for a moment* MEOW.
Me: Do you want to go outside?
Barney: *Thinks: WTF? NO!!* MEOW!!
*I pick up barney, and push him in my closet*
Barney (From inside the closet) MEEEEEEOW!!!!!!!
He always just wants food, too bad the food ISN'T in my room, Barney, it's on the other side of the house.

This happens at least 3 times a week. Stuff you Barney.

Scene: 5 AM

Characters: Me, my cat Daisy.

Daisy: Pushing her head up close to mine, and purring. *She doesn't talk, thank GOD*

Me: *Yawn* WHAAAT?

Daisy: Purr. *Pushes herself under my duvet*

Me *While smothered by cat*: Uuuugh.

Daisy: PURR.

THIS happens on weekends. Stuff you too, Daisy.

Fuzzy cats and getting NO sleep,

-Dr Boomdigga

P.S. Cats. Are. Driving. Me. INSANE.



The nose....

Look at it. This is why small children run away in terror when MJ comes to town. The REAL question is WHY? Why did he do THAT to his face?!? It's all because of his father, Joe Jackson. Called him 'Ugly', which probably mentally scarred him, I mean, he was WEIRD. You know why no one talks bad about him? Because he may be LISTENING. At least his music was good. His eyes, if you dare to look, are sorta bug-like. The nose is just... eww. Im actually scared of him. I will lie in my bed, praying to god he doesn't come back to haunt all the little children he never got round to freak out.

Sleepless nights and freaky faces,
- Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. Michael likes little boys. Watch out.

Stop hoggin' them dang medals!!!

The commonwealth games. Pretty much the Olympics for nations once ruled by England with an iron fist. Right now the are being held in New Delhi. Many people are worried about the poor conditions, and the fact at how they have hired scary monkeys to scare off the monkeys that are pick pockets. I, am more worried about the Aussies, and how it is ALWAYS their national anthem played. Yes, yes, we KNOW you classify yourselves as a 'winning' country, but please, spare a thought for a NZ folk and stop trying to show off. Nothing ticks a Kiwi off more than the Aussies getting all the glory. There is some sort of fight going on between us, like we are siblings, both trying to see who's better. Of course, we would win, but the Commonwealth Games are really something the Australians are using as a little 'boost' into getting a better over-look as the best country. No wonder so many people hate it when they are overseas and peopoe ask what part of Australia we are from. *Of course, that wouldn't be little old ME, now would it?*

Golden Medals And Glory,
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. BACK OFF, AUSSIES!! >: p

Funny Facebook status!

Has anyone else ever been stuck sitting at your computer, thinking of a funny status to put? I have had this a LOT. But, I have been cheating recently, with funny facebook status websites. Here are my top 5 funniest from some of the websites I have been on: *BTW, I didn't rank them in any order, it was to hard to do that.*

1) Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad?" ...Your mind = Blown.
2) I believe that everything happens for a reason. Usually, the reason is somebody screwed up.
3) BEWARE: Today is ask a stupid question day. If you work at IT or customer service, you won't notice a change.
4) Chuck Norris and Superman once made a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
5) If a giant talking rabbit were trying to steal my cereal, I'd probably be too busy screaming and stabbing to call him "silly."

Hope you liked them!

Likes and Tags,
-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. Why don't you put in your favourite facebook status in the comments below?

New school panic attack

Since it is the first day back for term 4, it got all of my friends thinking: LAST Term for the YEAR. And, for us year 6's, that means AWESOME. Why? because we graduate from Primary, and go onto bigger and better things. (Also known as intermediate.) But it has got me stressing such things like : "OMG, a new school!!! I won't know ANYONE besides my friends who are going!!!!" Farm Cove intermediate is HUGE compared to my current school. Plus, it's so big they put kids in different AREAS. What if I dont get in an area with My BFF, Emma? I feel the need to hyperventailate into a paper bag just THINKING about it. But, I always sweat the small stuff, so I don't think this is will be as huge as I think it is. I mean, one time I was kept awake ALL night about the fact that my cat hadn't come in for the night, so he might have died. *Pfft, like THAT was plausible* So I guess I'm gonna have a great time at Farm Cove.


Paper bags and Heavy breathing,
-Dr. Boomdigga

Halloween? Hmm, no thanks

Halloween is only 21 days away, and surpirsingly, NO ONE I know is excited. I have two theories for that A) We are kiwis, we dont believe in Halloween. B) We dont like candy (What? Of COURSE we like candy!! We invented the PINEAPPLE LUMPS, for Pete's sake!!) We are just getting too old. Remember when you would boast to your friends about how much candy you got last year, and what costume you're gonna wear? Now when you talk like this, you seem like a child. Last year we were all bubbling with excitment, but now it's gone. It kinda feels sad, knowing that the small kid inside of you is slowly fading away. It makes me feel like an emo when I think about it. But now for the list of things I shall hate when Halloween comes around:
1: Before I moved, we had a huge driveway. NO ONE came for candy. Now I live on a street close to my school. KIDS WILL COME RUNNING. I am NOT giving up my chocolate for a kid who's been taped up in toilet roll!
2: My dog will go NUTS when strange little people come to scream down my door.
3; Halloween has turned into CHRISTMAS!! All the stores are STOCKING shelf after SHELF of the stuff we dont even NEED! They put up all the stalls filled with M&M signs with the red one dressed as a vampire. What has the world COME to? I mean, New Zealand doesnt even CELEBRATE Halloween! It's An AMERICAN tradition!!!

Ghosts and Ghouls,
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Congrats to the Fail Friday winner, Bike FAIL!

Disgruntled Youtubers

While I was searching funny Star Wars videos on Youtube, I came across this one video that had REALLY ticked one person off. The video was called "Luke, I am your mother." It was simply a video that instead of Vader quoting this famous line, someone had recorded over the word 'father' and turned it into 'mother'. It was only 15 seconds, but still, many, MANY ticked off commenters wrote the following: 'Waste of fifteen seconds of my life go crawl into a corner and die, why would you MAKE a video like that?!?' Which I am pretty sure is called OVEREACTING. But there was one person who must have just been really ticked off. They wrote of the following. "That was a complete waste of my time. I dont know WHY you even HAVE these many views. You are a stupid low life IDIOT who has nothing more to his life than a jar of peanuts. You should just not be even THINKING of doing another video like that! I hate you AND your video." May I remind you that was 15 seconds long, and it probably took the comment 5 minutes to be written. Think about it, ok? next time dont waste your energy and get ALL worked up over nothing, like many people do on Youtube (You don't want to become on of THEM, do you??)

Manners And Nice Comments,
-Dr Boomdigga

P.S. Remeber to vote for this week's FAIL Friday!! Check my last post and comment to vote.

FAIL Friday

The Weekend will soon be upon us, and of course we need something to make that weekend SPECIAL. So every Friday, I will have the readers of my blog to vote for the FAIL of the week. I will search ALL over the world famous Fail blog, and will come up with two epic fails. The first news headline of today is the following:
SHE THOUGHT CYCLIST WAS A TREE BRANCH. The article explains that a woman hit a cyclist, and failed to stop, and the cyclist hit her windscreen. She then failed to stop, dragging the bike for another 2 km. (Kilometers) FAIL number two is: FLORIDA MAN TRIES TO SHOO SKUNK, ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS SELF IN FACE. A man who was trying to scare a skunk away, loaded a .22 caliber with the butt of a rifle he found on the ground. The man said he didn't know a round was already in the gun, and he tripped the trigger, and shot himself. Now all YOU need to do is put in the comments below WHAT FAIL should be FAIL of the week. Results are shown on sunday.

Puppies And Cupcakes,
- Dr. Boomdigga

Welcome One And All

Welcome, fellow bloggers and blog readers. For the next... God, I dont know, hopefully 5 years? I, Dr. Boomdigga, (NOTE: Not my REAL name, but I shall remain anonymous) will be posting on this website, and will be recognised for the comical genius that I am. (fingers crossed) First things first, I shall tell you a little about myself. I live in Auckland, New Zealand, have three pets, and one *slightly* annoying pest of a twin brother (let us just call him Joshie) I am friendly, funny, and love a good sleep in until 9:30. (but only on weekends, I have school. *Sigh*)  I shall be posting about things on ym mind, things on OTHER peoples minds, and all around funny things.Please comment NICE things about my posts, and I will return the favour.( I am still thinking of ways to, though. How about a free hug?)

Rainbows and Unicorns,
-Dr. Boomdigga