Merry Christmas from Dr. B!

YES! OHMIGOD, YES!!!! I have not been able to access my bog in WEEKS! It just wouldn't load, and I check on it like, 6 times a day!c OK, back to the subject, it is 2 sleeps away from Christmas. And, just because I like lists, (Who knew?  BTW, Please note the sarcasm) and I hate bad gifts, (Not that I've ever gotten any.) I present you with the worst gifts that people can get you. P.S. As I write this, I have discovered that if you are chewing gum, and take a sip of Coke, the gum will turn rock hard. Cool.

 TOP FIVE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS  2010

With additional commentary by me.

1. Gym Membership. Please, don't try and leave "hints' that your loved one needs to shed a few kilos. also, who needs that kind of embarrassment? This may lead to that said person avoiding you at all costs. Maybe even deleting you on Facebook.
2. Underpants. Need I say more?
3. Pajamas. Why would you give someone PAJAMAS? They can buy their own stuff. (Unlike me. What? I'm only 11, gimme a break!) Anyway, you wouldn't know how much they have grown, or how many cookies they're eaten this year. (Perhaps a gym membership would be better...)
4. Useless electronic junk. Back scratchers, Remote Control shower heads, you know, the pointless stuff. WE LIVE IN A BATTERY POWERED GENERATION, PEOPLE!
5. Singing Christmas dolls. Why would you do that? THEY ARE SO ANNOYING! Big whoop, Santa, YOU CAN SING!

May you be blessed with at least half-decent gifts this year.

Peace out yo!

-Dr. Boomdigga