- If you are putting off something like a project you have been wanting to do that you haven't gotten to yet, try to set a deadline for, let's say, 25 years away. This will give you plenty of time, and lower the amount of pressure put on you before.
- If you are being nagged by the little voices inside your head that you need to call someone, if it may be a friend or relative, think about the reason you didn't immediately call them in the first place. Why would you give up your precious time you have to someone who is a total jerk? List things on why you don't like them or don't want to call them and so on.
- If you have a chore that your parent has just told you to do, and you are reading, or something that involves concentration, pretend you simply didn't hear them. They will probably come back in five minutes or so asking why you have still not done said job. Put down the book, or whatever, and act surprised. "Oh, why didn't you tell me BEFORE that I had to take out the trash!" Walk slowly once you have gotten out of the chore-giver's sight. Stand around for a bit, and walk back to where you were. EXTRA CREDIT: If it involves going outside, open the door, and then close it so it would be loud enough for anyone to hear. Repeat this in a few minutes to make like you have come back in.
- If it involves homework, and you still have a good reputation for getting homework in on time, leave your homework at home, when it is time to hand it in, act VERY panicked. Look everywhere for the "Homework". When the Teacher has become impatient, go up and say, "Oh no, (Place name of teacher here) I seem to have left it at HOME! It works to try and squeeze a few tears in there too. WARNING!! THIS WILL NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, WORK WITH MOST TEACHERS! USE IT ON THE SOFTIES!!
Have FUUUUN!!!
-Dr. Boomdigga
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P.P.S 26 Sleeps until the big fat fellow comes down your chimney and gives you pressies and
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