Please, don't judge the Chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why does a chicken's actions need to be questioned? Every hen or rooster in the world must be waiting for when, one day, it will get up to cross a road, lay an egg, or scream 'COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!' when someone will point menacingly and ask them, 'Why, WHY are you DOING that?' Those poor chickens never did anything to anyone, so why put them in the spotlight? They just want to live a normal, day-to-day life without anyone questioning something that will lead to a pointless answer, somewhere between a 'Ba KWAAA?' or a 'Cluck.' But seriously, if you annoy a chicken, it will probably come into your open window at night and peck your brains out. Brain pecking is something not to be taken lightly. Remember this for the next time you try to make a not even funny joke about why the chicken crossed the road. Dude, he got to the other side, everyone knows the ending.

Eggs and KFC,
-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I was banned from blogger from Tues-Thurs,
and spent my weekend in my Nana and Poppa's bach where you are more likely
to be eaten alive by a mutant squirrel than find internet access and a decent computer.