Annoying Things 2!

Yes, back by popular demand, how to be annoying 2! This time, it's for everything!!

1) Tell someone a really boring joke, and forget the punchline. But say that "It was SOOO funny guys, you would LOVE it." Do this a few times a day by convincing people that you have remembered it.
2) When at school and sitting next to someone at a desk, lean over and breathe very deeply down their neck. It helps to sniffle, too.
3) Get a universal remote and go to an electronic store, with lots of TVs. Turn them off. When staff come to see what the problem is, turn them on again. Repeat this at least 5 times.
4) Buy one of those 'Hot wheels' speedometers. Sit outside in a cop suit and point it at people when they drive past. See who slows down. *Also try and pull them over, and give them a stern talking to about the speed limit.*
5) Slap or hit someone and claim it is a spasm.
6) End every thing you say like it is a question?
7) Never ever finish your
8) When someone runs past you, jump out with arms arms wide open and scream "BLOCKAGE!!"
10) Skip numbers when writing a list :)

Have fuuuun!
-Dr. Boomdigga