But at least we smell pretty. I mean, picture this from a boy's angle. Why do we need so many accessories? Seriously. We have belts, scarves, hats, necklaces and bracelets. We even have accessories FOR our accessories! Charm Bracelets!? REALLY?! Come ON, unless you're the Queen or something, you don't need to dress up and put on a full face of makeup just to pick up the dry cleaning. Also, there are some things that boys don't understand. Like the three WORST words in the world:
I
LOVE
YOU.
Why would you want to embarrass a guy like that? Do you know how guys joke about that kinda stuff? Sick jokes are the last thing anyone would want to hear about themselves.
AND we are always trying to perfect human beauty! But why would you want to stick tarantula legs to your eyelids? Are you trying to attract flies? And spray tan. Do NOT get me started on spray tan. Earth to Snookie: Unless you are training 24/7 for grabbing 'Best Pumpkin Costume' on Halloween, you don't need to look the colour Orange. Leave that to the professionals, like oranges. And leather handbags.
Peace to the world!
-Dr. Boomdigga
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