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Monday, October 18, 2010

10 Annoying things to do at a Cinema

I have been talking about funny ways to annoy people with the friends of mine who are at my table at school. (Jarrod, Cameron, Paige and BFF Emma.) And I thought of a very funny list for my blog. 10 Annoying things to do at a Cinema. Hope you enjoy it. : )
1) Go to a sad film where many people die, or whatever. Whenever something real sad happens to a character, (i.e. Loved one dies) and they are in the middle of a cry fest, stand up, point at the screen and scream 'HA HA! SHAAAME!'
2) Repeat number 1 with a scary movie, but only laugh when everyone else is screaming like the little girls they are.
3) At a part of a movie you find boring, yell 'BOOOORING!' and throw popcorn at the screen.
4) During a thriller movie, and a killer etc. is shown on the screen, yell 'OOOOOH!!! OH OH OH LOOK! IT'S THE KILLER!!!' and point at the screen so everyone can get a good look.
5) Run up and down the aisles and pretend to be an airplane taking off.
6) During a real good part of the movie like when someone is telling vital info, scream over them 'OH OH! THIS IS A GOOD PART, GUYS! LISTEN!!! OOOH!!!' so know one ends up hearing them. *Thanks  for that one, Mum*
7)  Bring a few laser pointers, and point when someone has a close up one their face so it looks like they have bad as zits. *It helps to yell 'AAAARGH GROSS!' too.*
8) Sit by an empty seat. when someone comes to sit in it, quickly dump all the stuff you brought onto it and tell them the seat is saved for your pet Unicorn.
9) If you sit by someone with popcorn and they look away, grab some and stuff it into you mouth.
10) Go to a movie you've seen before and tell everyone what is going to happen like it's no big deal, especially during a really good scene that opens the movie wide open.

Popcorn and Choc tops,
- Dr. Boomdigga

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