Girls are weirdos.

But at least we smell pretty. I mean, picture this from a boy's angle. Why do we need so many accessories? Seriously. We have belts, scarves, hats, necklaces and bracelets. We even have accessories FOR our accessories! Charm Bracelets!? REALLY?! Come ON, unless you're the Queen or something, you don't need to dress up and put on a full face of makeup just to pick up the dry cleaning. Also, there are some things that boys don't understand. Like the three WORST words in the world:
I
    LOVE
                YOU.
Why would you want to embarrass a guy like that? Do you know how guys joke about that kinda stuff? Sick jokes are the last thing anyone would want to hear about themselves.

AND we are always trying to perfect human beauty! But why would you want to stick tarantula legs to your eyelids? Are you trying to attract flies? And spray tan. Do NOT get me started on spray tan. Earth to Snookie: Unless you are training 24/7 for grabbing 'Best Pumpkin Costume' on Halloween, you don't need to look the colour Orange. Leave that to the professionals, like oranges. And leather handbags.

Peace to the world!
-Dr. Boomdigga

Geek POWER!!!!

Geek: Noun. Informal.

an unfashionable or socially inept person

[usually with modifier] a knowledgeable and obsessive enthusiast:

i.e (a computer geek)

I classify myself as a geek. I have glasses, I am OBSESSED with Star Wars, Back To The Future AND I know more general knowledge than anyone else in my class. I am also basically in the smartest group for everything, except math. Math is hard. I take pride in this statement because I believe that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. But are other people proud of being geeks? A few years ago would probably have been no: normally it was used as a taunt, i.e if someone was smarter than you, and you felt like to needed to punch BACK, you would call them that. But, are people stereotyping geeks? Most of us, including me, think of geeks as super smart people with braces, glasses and suspenders. I consider myself one of the lucky ones, since that my Grandma doesn't dress me, but she has a good sense of style.

Happy Geeking!

-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. I haven't been on Blogger in a while because I wanted to see how many views

I can get without even being on

I. HATE. SINGSTAR.

Yes, I know that hate is a strong word, but you can't really "strongly dislike" anything. I hate singstar because: Singstar +  My brother = The same song repeated over and over. (And over and over and over...)
This ONE song may cost Josh his life. 'These words' by Natasha Bedingfield may be the worst song EVER, thanks to my brother.
Also, that song is distracting me from my work. I cannot THINK while that is on in the background, which explains why I haven't been on Blogger in a while, because when I ask to go on here, he asks to go on Singstar. (At least now I know who the so-called "Evil' twin is.) No! I'm NOT evil! Yes, you are. Uh, NO! I'm Nooot! Dude, you are. End OF.
I know the majority of you are thinking, "He's a KID, cut him some SLACK." But HEY, guess what? We are the SAME AGE! Twins, Ok? He MAY like Singstar and he MAY not know this is very annoying after a while, but still, he is a boy, and he is my brother. Isn't that what God invented them for? To annoy people to their wit's end? I'm pretty sure.

Singstar and Playstation,
- Dr. Boomdigga
(P.S. The italics were a conversation I had with Joshy.)

Annoying Things 2!

Yes, back by popular demand, how to be annoying 2! This time, it's for everything!!

1) Tell someone a really boring joke, and forget the punchline. But say that "It was SOOO funny guys, you would LOVE it." Do this a few times a day by convincing people that you have remembered it.
2) When at school and sitting next to someone at a desk, lean over and breathe very deeply down their neck. It helps to sniffle, too.
3) Get a universal remote and go to an electronic store, with lots of TVs. Turn them off. When staff come to see what the problem is, turn them on again. Repeat this at least 5 times.
4) Buy one of those 'Hot wheels' speedometers. Sit outside in a cop suit and point it at people when they drive past. See who slows down. *Also try and pull them over, and give them a stern talking to about the speed limit.*
5) Slap or hit someone and claim it is a spasm.
6) End every thing you say like it is a question?
7) Never ever finish your
8) When someone runs past you, jump out with arms arms wide open and scream "BLOCKAGE!!"
10) Skip numbers when writing a list :)

Have fuuuun!
-Dr. Boomdigga

Today is a special day! :D!

Can you guess what it IS? Hmmm? Ok, here are some clues to help you out A) It's NOT my birthday, and B) It has something to do with my blog!! Can you guess what it is? Oh well, if you haven't, let's just see the answer...

Yup! It's exactly ONE month since I started my blog! Thanks to everyone who has seen every posting minute of it! I would also like to thank the veiwers from Sth Africa, US, and Russia, because you even knowing about this blog is pretty cool. : ) If you want me to do any more lists on how to annoy people, etc. Just write in the comments below! Thank you so much guys!

YAY! : D!
- Dr. Boomdigga

EPIC MOVIES!!!

Is Star Wars possibly the best movie saga EVER? Do bears poop in the woods? YES! But, of course, the originals were better. The prequels (Episodes 1-3) I think didn't really fit with the first ones. Not as many epic battles. George Lucas, is just pure awesome. I worship him, but not in a way that makes me so obsessed I think I am a real Jedi.(Even though I have a plastic lightsabre) Star Wars has left a legacy, I think. I mean, it is as timeless as Grease (I have seen it thrice) and the Back To The Future movies, which were also pure awesome. Poor Micheal J. Fox, though. You can just kinda imagine him sitting there, trying to hold a glass of water, or something. *Search him on Google Images, he looks so YOUNG!!* One very very awesome movie, was Family Guy Blue Harvest! I mean, FAMILY GUY! My favourite show! And STAR WARS! Ohmigod!!! It's so awesome to put those to together! Why can't all people have ideas like that?!?


Yay! STAR WARS!
-Dr. Boomdigga

How to annoy the Cleverbots

There is one website I LOVE. There are two plausible reasons for this: A) I LOOOOVE to annoy people, or B) Talking with a random stranger seems fun. The answer is, well, both. Let me give you a list of how to annoy cleverbot. *Cleverbot is a sort of chat room where you ask one person a question and they answer. But, most people use it just to talk.*

Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cleverbot: ...It's not my birthday.
Me: SURE it is!
Cleverbot: No, it's not. Im sure I would remember my birthday.
Me: Wanna open your presents and have some cake?
Cleverbot: ...
Me:  : { D
Cleverbot: What was that?
Me: A moustached happy man :p

Hope you get the idea. : )

Annoying and Aggrivating,
-Dr. Boomdigga