Don't you just hate it when you have a big fight, and afterwards, come up with all these things to say?
Yeah, me too.
Well, regret no more! Here are the best comebacks all under different categories.
Things to say to a mean girl:
Are you getting lots of 'Get Well Soon' Cards?
*While looking down at her clothes* Somewhere, a horse is missing it's blanket.
It's funny how a girl with such a small brain has such a big mouth.
*When they say an insult and add "I'm Kidding! Can't you take a joke?"*
Smirk and say, Sure. Is that new lip gloss or is it just drool? Just Kidding!
When someone (MEAN) asks why you have no friends:
It's because I go for quality, NOT quantity, unlike SOME people *Roll eyes and stare at insult-giver*
Things to say to a mean boy:
I hope you love your parents even if they DID give you that face
Does your family ask you to run away from home much?
*Turn and talk to friend* See, living proof man needs no brain to live!
Hope this helps!
-Dr. Boomdigga
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