How to procrastinate like you mean it.

If putting off things until the last minute was an Olympic sport, I would win the gold. So, it is with great pleasure that I share with you my many ways of how to procrastinate.

• If you are putting off something like a project you have been wanting to do that you haven't gotten to yet, try to set a deadline for, let's say, 25 years away. This will give you plenty of time, and lower the amount of pressure put on you before.

• If you are being nagged by the little voices inside your head that you need to call someone, if it may be a friend or relative, think about the reason you didn't immediately call them in the first place. Why would you give up your precious time you have to someone who is a total jerk? List things on why you don't like them or don't want to call them and so on.

• If you have a chore that your parent has just told you to do, and you are reading, or something that involves concentration, pretend you simply didn't hear them. They will probably come back in five minutes or so asking why you have still not done said job. Put down the book, or whatever, and act surprised. "Oh, why didn't you tell me BEFORE that I had to take out the trash!" Walk slowly once you have gotten out of the chore-giver's sight. Stand around for a bit, and walk back to where you were. EXTRA CREDIT: If it involves going outside, open the door, and then close it so it would be loud enough for anyone to hear. Repeat this in a few minutes to make like you have come back in.

•  If it involves homework, and you still have a good reputation for getting homework in on time, leave your homework at home, when it is time to hand it in, act VERY panicked. Look everywhere for the "Homework". When the Teacher has become impatient, go up and say, "Oh no, (Place name of teacher here) I seem to have left it at HOME! It works to try and squeeze a few tears in there too. WARNING!! THIS WILL NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, WORK WITH MOST TEACHERS! USE IT ON THE SOFTIES!!

May this work, and may you spend much of your time on this blog!

Have FUUUUN!!!
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. OMG!! 119 VIEWS! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!!
P.P.S 26 Sleeps until the big fat fellow comes down your chimney and gives you pressies and
DRINKS YOUR BEER!
26 Sleeps 'til SANTA!

Girls are weirdos.

But at least we smell pretty. I mean, picture this from a boy's angle. Why do we need so many accessories? Seriously. We have belts, scarves, hats, necklaces and bracelets. We even have accessories FOR our accessories! Charm Bracelets!? REALLY?! Come ON, unless you're the Queen or something, you don't need to dress up and put on a full face of makeup just to pick up the dry cleaning. Also, there are some things that boys don't understand. Like the three WORST words in the world:
I
    LOVE
                YOU.
Why would you want to embarrass a guy like that? Do you know how guys joke about that kinda stuff? Sick jokes are the last thing anyone would want to hear about themselves.

AND we are always trying to perfect human beauty! But why would you want to stick tarantula legs to your eyelids? Are you trying to attract flies? And spray tan. Do NOT get me started on spray tan. Earth to Snookie: Unless you are training 24/7 for grabbing 'Best Pumpkin Costume' on Halloween, you don't need to look the colour Orange. Leave that to the professionals, like oranges. And leather handbags.

Peace to the world!
-Dr. Boomdigga

Geek POWER!!!!

Geek: Noun. Informal.

an unfashionable or socially inept person

[usually with modifier] a knowledgeable and obsessive enthusiast:

i.e (a computer geek)

I classify myself as a geek. I have glasses, I am OBSESSED with Star Wars, Back To The Future AND I know more general knowledge than anyone else in my class. I am also basically in the smartest group for everything, except math. Math is hard. I take pride in this statement because I believe that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. But are other people proud of being geeks? A few years ago would probably have been no: normally it was used as a taunt, i.e if someone was smarter than you, and you felt like to needed to punch BACK, you would call them that. But, are people stereotyping geeks? Most of us, including me, think of geeks as super smart people with braces, glasses and suspenders. I consider myself one of the lucky ones, since that my Grandma doesn't dress me, but she has a good sense of style.

Happy Geeking!

-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. I haven't been on Blogger in a while because I wanted to see how many views

I can get without even being on

I. HATE. SINGSTAR.

Yes, I know that hate is a strong word, but you can't really "strongly dislike" anything. I hate singstar because: Singstar +  My brother = The same song repeated over and over. (And over and over and over...)
This ONE song may cost Josh his life. 'These words' by Natasha Bedingfield may be the worst song EVER, thanks to my brother.
Also, that song is distracting me from my work. I cannot THINK while that is on in the background, which explains why I haven't been on Blogger in a while, because when I ask to go on here, he asks to go on Singstar. (At least now I know who the so-called "Evil' twin is.) No! I'm NOT evil! Yes, you are. Uh, NO! I'm Nooot! Dude, you are. End OF.
I know the majority of you are thinking, "He's a KID, cut him some SLACK." But HEY, guess what? We are the SAME AGE! Twins, Ok? He MAY like Singstar and he MAY not know this is very annoying after a while, but still, he is a boy, and he is my brother. Isn't that what God invented them for? To annoy people to their wit's end? I'm pretty sure.

Singstar and Playstation,
- Dr. Boomdigga
(P.S. The italics were a conversation I had with Joshy.)

Annoying Things 2!

Yes, back by popular demand, how to be annoying 2! This time, it's for everything!!

1) Tell someone a really boring joke, and forget the punchline. But say that "It was SOOO funny guys, you would LOVE it." Do this a few times a day by convincing people that you have remembered it.
2) When at school and sitting next to someone at a desk, lean over and breathe very deeply down their neck. It helps to sniffle, too.
3) Get a universal remote and go to an electronic store, with lots of TVs. Turn them off. When staff come to see what the problem is, turn them on again. Repeat this at least 5 times.
4) Buy one of those 'Hot wheels' speedometers. Sit outside in a cop suit and point it at people when they drive past. See who slows down. *Also try and pull them over, and give them a stern talking to about the speed limit.*
5) Slap or hit someone and claim it is a spasm.
6) End every thing you say like it is a question?
7) Never ever finish your
8) When someone runs past you, jump out with arms arms wide open and scream "BLOCKAGE!!"
10) Skip numbers when writing a list :)

Have fuuuun!
-Dr. Boomdigga

Today is a special day! :D!

Can you guess what it IS? Hmmm? Ok, here are some clues to help you out A) It's NOT my birthday, and B) It has something to do with my blog!! Can you guess what it is? Oh well, if you haven't, let's just see the answer...

Yup! It's exactly ONE month since I started my blog! Thanks to everyone who has seen every posting minute of it! I would also like to thank the veiwers from Sth Africa, US, and Russia, because you even knowing about this blog is pretty cool. : ) If you want me to do any more lists on how to annoy people, etc. Just write in the comments below! Thank you so much guys!

YAY! : D!
- Dr. Boomdigga

EPIC MOVIES!!!

Is Star Wars possibly the best movie saga EVER? Do bears poop in the woods? YES! But, of course, the originals were better. The prequels (Episodes 1-3) I think didn't really fit with the first ones. Not as many epic battles. George Lucas, is just pure awesome. I worship him, but not in a way that makes me so obsessed I think I am a real Jedi.(Even though I have a plastic lightsabre) Star Wars has left a legacy, I think. I mean, it is as timeless as Grease (I have seen it thrice) and the Back To The Future movies, which were also pure awesome. Poor Micheal J. Fox, though. You can just kinda imagine him sitting there, trying to hold a glass of water, or something. *Search him on Google Images, he looks so YOUNG!!* One very very awesome movie, was Family Guy Blue Harvest! I mean, FAMILY GUY! My favourite show! And STAR WARS! Ohmigod!!! It's so awesome to put those to together! Why can't all people have ideas like that?!?


Yay! STAR WARS!
-Dr. Boomdigga

How to annoy the Cleverbots

There is one website I LOVE. There are two plausible reasons for this: A) I LOOOOVE to annoy people, or B) Talking with a random stranger seems fun. The answer is, well, both. Let me give you a list of how to annoy cleverbot. *Cleverbot is a sort of chat room where you ask one person a question and they answer. But, most people use it just to talk.*

Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cleverbot: ...It's not my birthday.
Me: SURE it is!
Cleverbot: No, it's not. Im sure I would remember my birthday.
Me: Wanna open your presents and have some cake?
Cleverbot: ...
Me:  : { D
Cleverbot: What was that?
Me: A moustached happy man :p

Hope you get the idea. : )

Annoying and Aggrivating,
-Dr. Boomdigga