Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean...

...causing a commotion, 'cuz they are so awesome.

Hi! You guys bored as much as I am? And do you like pointless yet funny YouTube videos?
No? Oh. Well, anyway, if someone you know is weird, (i.e. Likes Justin Beiber or the Twilight franchise) Then you should get them to check these videos out!
1. Kittens Inspired by Kittens. A cute kid 'reading' a book about kittens. (Also see Kittens inspired by Barack Obama)
2. The Narwhal song. It's just funny. (Want songs similar? Check out what AlbinoBlackSheep has.)
3. Charlie the Unicorn. That poor Charlie never gets a break from those pink and blue Unicorns.
BTW: If you are already a Charlie fan, Charlie the Unicorn 4 is out!!!
4. Llamas with Hats. The first LWH starts off with Llama one (Who has a name but you don't find out yet)
Finds a dead human stabbed to death in his house. Carl tries to explain.
5. RhettAndLink. They are AWESOME. They even have an Epic Rap Battle!

Please comment if you find anymore clips like these! See ya 'round!
-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. Caaaarl! There is a dead human in our house!

SECRET MOVIE BONUS! WATCH ASDF MOVIE!!

Great Comebacks I thought of AFTER a fight

Don't you just hate it when you have a big fight, and afterwards, come up with all these things to say?
Yeah, me too.
Well, regret no more! Here are the best comebacks all under different categories.

Things to say to a mean girl:
Are you getting lots of 'Get Well Soon' Cards?
*While looking down at her clothes* Somewhere, a horse is missing it's blanket.
It's funny how a girl with such a small brain has such a big mouth.
*When they say an insult and add "I'm Kidding! Can't you take a joke?"*
Smirk and say, Sure. Is that new lip gloss or is it just drool? Just Kidding!

When someone (MEAN) asks why you have no friends:
It's because I go for quality, NOT quantity, unlike SOME people *Roll eyes and stare at insult-giver*

Things to say to a mean boy:
I hope you love your parents even if they DID give you that face
Does your family ask you to run away from home much?
*Turn and talk to friend* See, living proof man needs no brain to live!

Hope this helps!
-Dr. Boomdigga

A little bit about me

I was just googling my blog (What? Don't you?) and a realised that I have barely told you ANYTHING about myself. Ok then, I thought, Time to get to it. So here is me, Dr. K. Boomdigga!

I am 11, turning 12 in April, and I am a twin. This, is what I look like;

Ha! Nice try! Rule one of Anonymous blogging is DON'T SHOW PEOPLE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!

I am a die-hard fan of Queen, anything from Star Wars, and Youtube. (Anytime I am not on my blog, I am watching Bohemian Rhapsody by the  Muppets.)

I am a straight "A" student, which does kinda suprise me, as I'm mostly the one getting told off for talking or passing notes during art.

I think that Facebook is overated, and I haven't been on since November, except for when I was forced because I was bored and there was nothing to do on the Computer.

I do think that covers everything. Oh, and by the way, I like swimming and I think Apples smell weird.

PEACE!
- Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Don't you think it's time I changed my Profile picture thing? Yeah, me too.

BEST SUMMER EVA!!

First off, to answer any rumors, no, I am not dead. I was on HOLIDAY! (Did you know that the word "Holiday" came from the Latin word Electronia Rehabius, which translates directly to Electronic Rehab?)
Anyway, I have come up with a NEW way to blog! It is called Pic-Bloggin'!  My first topic using this break-through technology is Best things to do this summer Beach edition!

 Get a nice sunburn. *Extra credit: Follow up with a sweet tan line!*




Wear your bathing suit for at least five hours straight.

Eat an ice cream with sand in it. (Mmm, Gritty!)

 

That's all I have time for. (This took me half an hour to do, and I'm still in my PJs.) But remember, if you get on tape, you could get it in cash!

See ya!
- Dr. Boomdigga.

Merry Christmas from Dr. B!

YES! OHMIGOD, YES!!!! I have not been able to access my bog in WEEKS! It just wouldn't load, and I check on it like, 6 times a day!c OK, back to the subject, it is 2 sleeps away from Christmas. And, just because I like lists, (Who knew?  BTW, Please note the sarcasm) and I hate bad gifts, (Not that I've ever gotten any.) I present you with the worst gifts that people can get you. P.S. As I write this, I have discovered that if you are chewing gum, and take a sip of Coke, the gum will turn rock hard. Cool.

 TOP FIVE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS  2010

With additional commentary by me.

1. Gym Membership. Please, don't try and leave "hints' that your loved one needs to shed a few kilos. also, who needs that kind of embarrassment? This may lead to that said person avoiding you at all costs. Maybe even deleting you on Facebook.
2. Underpants. Need I say more?
3. Pajamas. Why would you give someone PAJAMAS? They can buy their own stuff. (Unlike me. What? I'm only 11, gimme a break!) Anyway, you wouldn't know how much they have grown, or how many cookies they're eaten this year. (Perhaps a gym membership would be better...)
4. Useless electronic junk. Back scratchers, Remote Control shower heads, you know, the pointless stuff. WE LIVE IN A BATTERY POWERED GENERATION, PEOPLE!
5. Singing Christmas dolls. Why would you do that? THEY ARE SO ANNOYING! Big whoop, Santa, YOU CAN SING!

May you be blessed with at least half-decent gifts this year.

Peace out yo!

-Dr. Boomdigga

The best way to prank your friends!

Oh my GOD. You NEED to see this video! Click or copy and paste the link below!
http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

If you clicked on this, you would notice it was a Rick Astley video. (I know of him because Of Meme base on the fail blog. You should check it out.)

If you want to pull off a Rick Roll, or you want to prevent being Rick Roll'D, you should read on:

PULLING OFF A RICK ROLL:
First, you need to find someone who TRUSTS you. No use of even doing this if you have pulled pranks on them time and time before. You need someone gullible.

OK. So you have found your victim, who is totally unaware of this Rick Astley stuff at all. Tell them about this AWESOME video you made on YouTube (Or any video that does NOT say anything about Rick in the title.) And tell them to search it. Offer to show them the video right now.

See? It's simple! EXTRA CREDIT: Show them a video that starts of normal, THEN shows Rick Astley. Because if he shows up first thing, most people will realise what has just happened.

If you want to prevent being Rick Roll'd, DONT TRUST ANYONE. Easy.

See ya later!
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..

The people who I love to hate!

I'm not pretty sure if that made sense, but hey, who do I need to impress? (Oh, right, a whole lot of readers, never mind.) OK, like I said, I strongly dislike quite a few people. And since the year is coming to an end, It is now that I have decided to give you a list of my most hated celebrities of 2010.

1. Justin Beiber. It is true, with many people even questioning if he is a boy or not, how CAN'T you hate him? Also, I have a confession to make. When I first heard his song "One Time", I thought it was pretty cool... until I found out he was a dude. 
2. Simon Cowell. The rudest, most insensitve man to ever walk the earth. Hold on a second, Simon has second place, for the winner is...
3. Kanye West. "Taylor, Taylor, Imma let you finish..." It all started with those six words. How could somene be so cruel? Taylor is nice! Plus, at a recent concert, he was screaming into the mic that TAYLOR should say sorry! What did SHE do? Make you look like a jerk? Im sorry Kanye, you did that yourself.
4. Everyone on "The Jersey Shore". Those stupid over-sized oompa loompas.
5. Katie Price (A.K.A. Jordan) What a weirdo.