Merry Christmas from Dr. B!

YES! OHMIGOD, YES!!!! I have not been able to access my bog in WEEKS! It just wouldn't load, and I check on it like, 6 times a day!c OK, back to the subject, it is 2 sleeps away from Christmas. And, just because I like lists, (Who knew?  BTW, Please note the sarcasm) and I hate bad gifts, (Not that I've ever gotten any.) I present you with the worst gifts that people can get you. P.S. As I write this, I have discovered that if you are chewing gum, and take a sip of Coke, the gum will turn rock hard. Cool.

 TOP FIVE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS  2010

With additional commentary by me.

1. Gym Membership. Please, don't try and leave "hints' that your loved one needs to shed a few kilos. also, who needs that kind of embarrassment? This may lead to that said person avoiding you at all costs. Maybe even deleting you on Facebook.
2. Underpants. Need I say more?
3. Pajamas. Why would you give someone PAJAMAS? They can buy their own stuff. (Unlike me. What? I'm only 11, gimme a break!) Anyway, you wouldn't know how much they have grown, or how many cookies they're eaten this year. (Perhaps a gym membership would be better...)
4. Useless electronic junk. Back scratchers, Remote Control shower heads, you know, the pointless stuff. WE LIVE IN A BATTERY POWERED GENERATION, PEOPLE!
5. Singing Christmas dolls. Why would you do that? THEY ARE SO ANNOYING! Big whoop, Santa, YOU CAN SING!

May you be blessed with at least half-decent gifts this year.

Peace out yo!

-Dr. Boomdigga

The best way to prank your friends!

Oh my GOD. You NEED to see this video! Click or copy and paste the link below!
http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

If you clicked on this, you would notice it was a Rick Astley video. (I know of him because Of Meme base on the fail blog. You should check it out.)

If you want to pull off a Rick Roll, or you want to prevent being Rick Roll'D, you should read on:

PULLING OFF A RICK ROLL:
First, you need to find someone who TRUSTS you. No use of even doing this if you have pulled pranks on them time and time before. You need someone gullible.

OK. So you have found your victim, who is totally unaware of this Rick Astley stuff at all. Tell them about this AWESOME video you made on YouTube (Or any video that does NOT say anything about Rick in the title.) And tell them to search it. Offer to show them the video right now.

See? It's simple! EXTRA CREDIT: Show them a video that starts of normal, THEN shows Rick Astley. Because if he shows up first thing, most people will realise what has just happened.

If you want to prevent being Rick Roll'd, DONT TRUST ANYONE. Easy.

See ya later!
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..

The people who I love to hate!

I'm not pretty sure if that made sense, but hey, who do I need to impress? (Oh, right, a whole lot of readers, never mind.) OK, like I said, I strongly dislike quite a few people. And since the year is coming to an end, It is now that I have decided to give you a list of my most hated celebrities of 2010.

1. Justin Beiber. It is true, with many people even questioning if he is a boy or not, how CAN'T you hate him? Also, I have a confession to make. When I first heard his song "One Time", I thought it was pretty cool... until I found out he was a dude. 
2. Simon Cowell. The rudest, most insensitve man to ever walk the earth. Hold on a second, Simon has second place, for the winner is...
3. Kanye West. "Taylor, Taylor, Imma let you finish..." It all started with those six words. How could somene be so cruel? Taylor is nice! Plus, at a recent concert, he was screaming into the mic that TAYLOR should say sorry! What did SHE do? Make you look like a jerk? Im sorry Kanye, you did that yourself.
4. Everyone on "The Jersey Shore". Those stupid over-sized oompa loompas.
5. Katie Price (A.K.A. Jordan) What a weirdo.