Merry Christmas from Dr. B!

YES! OHMIGOD, YES!!!! I have not been able to access my bog in WEEKS! It just wouldn't load, and I check on it like, 6 times a day!c OK, back to the subject, it is 2 sleeps away from Christmas. And, just because I like lists, (Who knew?  BTW, Please note the sarcasm) and I hate bad gifts, (Not that I've ever gotten any.) I present you with the worst gifts that people can get you. P.S. As I write this, I have discovered that if you are chewing gum, and take a sip of Coke, the gum will turn rock hard. Cool.

 TOP FIVE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS  2010

With additional commentary by me.

1. Gym Membership. Please, don't try and leave "hints' that your loved one needs to shed a few kilos. also, who needs that kind of embarrassment? This may lead to that said person avoiding you at all costs. Maybe even deleting you on Facebook.
2. Underpants. Need I say more?
3. Pajamas. Why would you give someone PAJAMAS? They can buy their own stuff. (Unlike me. What? I'm only 11, gimme a break!) Anyway, you wouldn't know how much they have grown, or how many cookies they're eaten this year. (Perhaps a gym membership would be better...)
4. Useless electronic junk. Back scratchers, Remote Control shower heads, you know, the pointless stuff. WE LIVE IN A BATTERY POWERED GENERATION, PEOPLE!
5. Singing Christmas dolls. Why would you do that? THEY ARE SO ANNOYING! Big whoop, Santa, YOU CAN SING!

May you be blessed with at least half-decent gifts this year.

Peace out yo!

-Dr. Boomdigga

The best way to prank your friends!

Oh my GOD. You NEED to see this video! Click or copy and paste the link below!
http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

If you clicked on this, you would notice it was a Rick Astley video. (I know of him because Of Meme base on the fail blog. You should check it out.)

If you want to pull off a Rick Roll, or you want to prevent being Rick Roll'D, you should read on:

PULLING OFF A RICK ROLL:
First, you need to find someone who TRUSTS you. No use of even doing this if you have pulled pranks on them time and time before. You need someone gullible.

OK. So you have found your victim, who is totally unaware of this Rick Astley stuff at all. Tell them about this AWESOME video you made on YouTube (Or any video that does NOT say anything about Rick in the title.) And tell them to search it. Offer to show them the video right now.

See? It's simple! EXTRA CREDIT: Show them a video that starts of normal, THEN shows Rick Astley. Because if he shows up first thing, most people will realise what has just happened.

If you want to prevent being Rick Roll'd, DONT TRUST ANYONE. Easy.

See ya later!
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..

The people who I love to hate!

I'm not pretty sure if that made sense, but hey, who do I need to impress? (Oh, right, a whole lot of readers, never mind.) OK, like I said, I strongly dislike quite a few people. And since the year is coming to an end, It is now that I have decided to give you a list of my most hated celebrities of 2010.

1. Justin Beiber. It is true, with many people even questioning if he is a boy or not, how CAN'T you hate him? Also, I have a confession to make. When I first heard his song "One Time", I thought it was pretty cool... until I found out he was a dude. 
2. Simon Cowell. The rudest, most insensitve man to ever walk the earth. Hold on a second, Simon has second place, for the winner is...
3. Kanye West. "Taylor, Taylor, Imma let you finish..." It all started with those six words. How could somene be so cruel? Taylor is nice! Plus, at a recent concert, he was screaming into the mic that TAYLOR should say sorry! What did SHE do? Make you look like a jerk? Im sorry Kanye, you did that yourself.
4. Everyone on "The Jersey Shore". Those stupid over-sized oompa loompas.
5. Katie Price (A.K.A. Jordan) What a weirdo.

How to procrastinate like you mean it.

If putting off things until the last minute was an Olympic sport, I would win the gold. So, it is with great pleasure that I share with you my many ways of how to procrastinate.

• If you are putting off something like a project you have been wanting to do that you haven't gotten to yet, try to set a deadline for, let's say, 25 years away. This will give you plenty of time, and lower the amount of pressure put on you before.

• If you are being nagged by the little voices inside your head that you need to call someone, if it may be a friend or relative, think about the reason you didn't immediately call them in the first place. Why would you give up your precious time you have to someone who is a total jerk? List things on why you don't like them or don't want to call them and so on.

• If you have a chore that your parent has just told you to do, and you are reading, or something that involves concentration, pretend you simply didn't hear them. They will probably come back in five minutes or so asking why you have still not done said job. Put down the book, or whatever, and act surprised. "Oh, why didn't you tell me BEFORE that I had to take out the trash!" Walk slowly once you have gotten out of the chore-giver's sight. Stand around for a bit, and walk back to where you were. EXTRA CREDIT: If it involves going outside, open the door, and then close it so it would be loud enough for anyone to hear. Repeat this in a few minutes to make like you have come back in.

•  If it involves homework, and you still have a good reputation for getting homework in on time, leave your homework at home, when it is time to hand it in, act VERY panicked. Look everywhere for the "Homework". When the Teacher has become impatient, go up and say, "Oh no, (Place name of teacher here) I seem to have left it at HOME! It works to try and squeeze a few tears in there too. WARNING!! THIS WILL NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, WORK WITH MOST TEACHERS! USE IT ON THE SOFTIES!!

May this work, and may you spend much of your time on this blog!

Have FUUUUN!!!
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. OMG!! 119 VIEWS! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!!
P.P.S 26 Sleeps until the big fat fellow comes down your chimney and gives you pressies and
DRINKS YOUR BEER!
26 Sleeps 'til SANTA!

Girls are weirdos.

But at least we smell pretty. I mean, picture this from a boy's angle. Why do we need so many accessories? Seriously. We have belts, scarves, hats, necklaces and bracelets. We even have accessories FOR our accessories! Charm Bracelets!? REALLY?! Come ON, unless you're the Queen or something, you don't need to dress up and put on a full face of makeup just to pick up the dry cleaning. Also, there are some things that boys don't understand. Like the three WORST words in the world:
I
    LOVE
                YOU.
Why would you want to embarrass a guy like that? Do you know how guys joke about that kinda stuff? Sick jokes are the last thing anyone would want to hear about themselves.

AND we are always trying to perfect human beauty! But why would you want to stick tarantula legs to your eyelids? Are you trying to attract flies? And spray tan. Do NOT get me started on spray tan. Earth to Snookie: Unless you are training 24/7 for grabbing 'Best Pumpkin Costume' on Halloween, you don't need to look the colour Orange. Leave that to the professionals, like oranges. And leather handbags.

Peace to the world!
-Dr. Boomdigga

Geek POWER!!!!

Geek: Noun. Informal.

an unfashionable or socially inept person

[usually with modifier] a knowledgeable and obsessive enthusiast:

i.e (a computer geek)

I classify myself as a geek. I have glasses, I am OBSESSED with Star Wars, Back To The Future AND I know more general knowledge than anyone else in my class. I am also basically in the smartest group for everything, except math. Math is hard. I take pride in this statement because I believe that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. But are other people proud of being geeks? A few years ago would probably have been no: normally it was used as a taunt, i.e if someone was smarter than you, and you felt like to needed to punch BACK, you would call them that. But, are people stereotyping geeks? Most of us, including me, think of geeks as super smart people with braces, glasses and suspenders. I consider myself one of the lucky ones, since that my Grandma doesn't dress me, but she has a good sense of style.

Happy Geeking!

-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. I haven't been on Blogger in a while because I wanted to see how many views

I can get without even being on

I. HATE. SINGSTAR.

Yes, I know that hate is a strong word, but you can't really "strongly dislike" anything. I hate singstar because: Singstar +  My brother = The same song repeated over and over. (And over and over and over...)
This ONE song may cost Josh his life. 'These words' by Natasha Bedingfield may be the worst song EVER, thanks to my brother.
Also, that song is distracting me from my work. I cannot THINK while that is on in the background, which explains why I haven't been on Blogger in a while, because when I ask to go on here, he asks to go on Singstar. (At least now I know who the so-called "Evil' twin is.) No! I'm NOT evil! Yes, you are. Uh, NO! I'm Nooot! Dude, you are. End OF.
I know the majority of you are thinking, "He's a KID, cut him some SLACK." But HEY, guess what? We are the SAME AGE! Twins, Ok? He MAY like Singstar and he MAY not know this is very annoying after a while, but still, he is a boy, and he is my brother. Isn't that what God invented them for? To annoy people to their wit's end? I'm pretty sure.

Singstar and Playstation,
- Dr. Boomdigga
(P.S. The italics were a conversation I had with Joshy.)