Happy Halloween!

Ok, I know I said that I don't like Halloween. BUT, you have to at least decorate your house for it, or else the kids who come are gonna think you SUCK. So, this is my idea for a house decorated for Halloween. 1) Find some crime scene tape from maybe a prop store, or something. 2) Fence off your drive way, but leaving a little part UNfenced so the trick or treaters can come in. 3) Get some white chalk, white tape, etc. and trace around someone lying down like they do on murder scenes. 4) Get LOTS of candy. Heck, you could even use a Pinata for the dude who got killed, and slice it open, so it was like it's bleeding candy. Stand by your door or have a bowl of candy ready. One good tip for trick or treaters: Don't give second helpings to kids you know you have already given candy too, because they may come back again. And again.

Happy Halloween!
- Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Any chance you can spare some candy for me?

Ginger Ninja!

Who is the ginger ninja? Does he exist? Well, of course he does! And that is why my job today is to find out who he is...

First off, the ginger ninja must have RED hair, hence the name 'GINGER ninja'. And I think I know someone who fits that statement...

Yes, Ronald Mcdonald. He has red hair, but, he is a clown. He would look just plain stupid in a ninja suit.

What a freak.

Ok, I've ruled out one suspect. Now let's move on...

Maybe I don't have to look to hard to find this mysterious ninja. Maybe he is right under our noses, in little old New Zealand. *GASP!* I think I know WHO!!



Yes, it is the marvellous Rhys Darby! But, wait, the ginger ninja is a silent and invisible to the naked eye. A ninja would not want to become famous! It would ruin his career if anyone found out that a super star was a ninja! And also, he isn't really ginger. So, I guess Rhys is not the ninja...

So, let's recap. 1) Ronald M. cannot be a ninja, for he looks stupid in a ninja suit. 2) Rhys isn't the ginger ninja because ninjas don't pull attention onto themselves, and he is a little brownish red.

Ronald McDonald

Rhys Darby

Mystery Suspect

Ok, one more go. I think I know who the ginger ninja is!!

 

 

YES!!! Of COURSE!! Ron Weasly! He knows magic, so he can make himself invisible AND Erase people's minds so it's like they never met him! It's GENIUS!!

All hail the ginger ninja!

-Dr. Boomdigga

Why do they hate us?

It seems like the whole of the country HATES us Aucklanders. Why? What did we do that made us be despised with a burning hatred? Did we eat your children? No, we did not. Many people say that it's because we are oblivious to what else happens around the country. Do you honestly think we are big air-headed freaks? We DO care about NZ, you just have a grudge. And the super city may more or less change the rest of NZ, at least most of the Nth Island. Don't think we don't care. We are not cold hearted. But, if haters are gonna hate, go ahead. We don't mind. Auckland is a great place to live, and people are very friendly. In fact, it just makes you haters look like you are jealous... : )

Love and Hate,
- Dr. Boomdigga

Please, don't judge the Chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why does a chicken's actions need to be questioned? Every hen or rooster in the world must be waiting for when, one day, it will get up to cross a road, lay an egg, or scream 'COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!' when someone will point menacingly and ask them, 'Why, WHY are you DOING that?' Those poor chickens never did anything to anyone, so why put them in the spotlight? They just want to live a normal, day-to-day life without anyone questioning something that will lead to a pointless answer, somewhere between a 'Ba KWAAA?' or a 'Cluck.' But seriously, if you annoy a chicken, it will probably come into your open window at night and peck your brains out. Brain pecking is something not to be taken lightly. Remember this for the next time you try to make a not even funny joke about why the chicken crossed the road. Dude, he got to the other side, everyone knows the ending.

Eggs and KFC,
-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I was banned from blogger from Tues-Thurs,
and spent my weekend in my Nana and Poppa's bach where you are more likely
to be eaten alive by a mutant squirrel than find internet access and a decent computer.

10 Annoying things to do at a Cinema

I have been talking about funny ways to annoy people with the friends of mine who are at my table at school. (Jarrod, Cameron, Paige and BFF Emma.) And I thought of a very funny list for my blog. 10 Annoying things to do at a Cinema. Hope you enjoy it. : )
1) Go to a sad film where many people die, or whatever. Whenever something real sad happens to a character, (i.e. Loved one dies) and they are in the middle of a cry fest, stand up, point at the screen and scream 'HA HA! SHAAAME!'
2) Repeat number 1 with a scary movie, but only laugh when everyone else is screaming like the little girls they are.
3) At a part of a movie you find boring, yell 'BOOOORING!' and throw popcorn at the screen.
4) During a thriller movie, and a killer etc. is shown on the screen, yell 'OOOOOH!!! OH OH OH LOOK! IT'S THE KILLER!!!' and point at the screen so everyone can get a good look.
5) Run up and down the aisles and pretend to be an airplane taking off.
6) During a real good part of the movie like when someone is telling vital info, scream over them 'OH OH! THIS IS A GOOD PART, GUYS! LISTEN!!! OOOH!!!' so know one ends up hearing them. *Thanks  for that one, Mum*
7)  Bring a few laser pointers, and point when someone has a close up one their face so it looks like they have bad as zits. *It helps to yell 'AAAARGH GROSS!' too.*
8) Sit by an empty seat. when someone comes to sit in it, quickly dump all the stuff you brought onto it and tell them the seat is saved for your pet Unicorn.
9) If you sit by someone with popcorn and they look away, grab some and stuff it into you mouth.
10) Go to a movie you've seen before and tell everyone what is going to happen like it's no big deal, especially during a really good scene that opens the movie wide open.

Popcorn and Choc tops,
- Dr. Boomdigga

Friend Request DENIED

I'm pretty sure everyone has this problem, and I'm also pretty sure everyone HATES it. So, let's say I'm happily scrolling through Facebook, and I happen to look at my new friend requests. Most of these people are either people I may have met at school ONCE, and some others are people from the other side of the world, say, India. Seriously, how did they search my name? They aren't mutal friends to anyone I know, and they always have the strangest profile pics. One had an Ed Hardy snake, which looked kinda weird. I have 56 friends on Facebook, *I think so anyway, I haven't been on in ages* while my BFF, Emma,  has 124. How? she adds The Simpsons characters. She has 10 Lisas, 8 Barts, 12 Homers, and tons of Mayor Quimbys, Barney Gumble, and Moe. Seriously, it's quite pathetic. *Yes, I DID go there.* Well, I'm bored, so I'm now going to search through the FAIL blog.

Likes And Pokes,
-Dr. Boomdigga

My cats are driving me CRAZY!!!

SCENE: 3 AM, My Bedroom.
CHARACTERS: Me, My cat Barney.

Barney: Meooow?
Me: *Yawn* SHUDDUP.
Barney: Meoooooooow!!
Me: What do you want?
Barney: *Pauses for a moment* MEOW.
Me: Do you want to go outside?
Barney: *Thinks: WTF? NO!!* MEOW!!
*I pick up barney, and push him in my closet*
Barney (From inside the closet) MEEEEEEOW!!!!!!!
He always just wants food, too bad the food ISN'T in my room, Barney, it's on the other side of the house.

This happens at least 3 times a week. Stuff you Barney.

Scene: 5 AM

Characters: Me, my cat Daisy.

Daisy: Pushing her head up close to mine, and purring. *She doesn't talk, thank GOD*

Me: *Yawn* WHAAAT?

Daisy: Purr. *Pushes herself under my duvet*

Me *While smothered by cat*: Uuuugh.

Daisy: PURR.

THIS happens on weekends. Stuff you too, Daisy.

Fuzzy cats and getting NO sleep,

-Dr Boomdigga

P.S. Cats. Are. Driving. Me. INSANE.