Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean...

...causing a commotion, 'cuz they are so awesome.

Hi! You guys bored as much as I am? And do you like pointless yet funny YouTube videos?
No? Oh. Well, anyway, if someone you know is weird, (i.e. Likes Justin Beiber or the Twilight franchise) Then you should get them to check these videos out!
1. Kittens Inspired by Kittens. A cute kid 'reading' a book about kittens. (Also see Kittens inspired by Barack Obama)
2. The Narwhal song. It's just funny. (Want songs similar? Check out what AlbinoBlackSheep has.)
3. Charlie the Unicorn. That poor Charlie never gets a break from those pink and blue Unicorns.
BTW: If you are already a Charlie fan, Charlie the Unicorn 4 is out!!!
4. Llamas with Hats. The first LWH starts off with Llama one (Who has a name but you don't find out yet)
Finds a dead human stabbed to death in his house. Carl tries to explain.
5. RhettAndLink. They are AWESOME. They even have an Epic Rap Battle!

Please comment if you find anymore clips like these! See ya 'round!
-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. Caaaarl! There is a dead human in our house!

SECRET MOVIE BONUS! WATCH ASDF MOVIE!!

Great Comebacks I thought of AFTER a fight

Don't you just hate it when you have a big fight, and afterwards, come up with all these things to say?
Yeah, me too.
Well, regret no more! Here are the best comebacks all under different categories.

Things to say to a mean girl:
Are you getting lots of 'Get Well Soon' Cards?
*While looking down at her clothes* Somewhere, a horse is missing it's blanket.
It's funny how a girl with such a small brain has such a big mouth.
*When they say an insult and add "I'm Kidding! Can't you take a joke?"*
Smirk and say, Sure. Is that new lip gloss or is it just drool? Just Kidding!

When someone (MEAN) asks why you have no friends:
It's because I go for quality, NOT quantity, unlike SOME people *Roll eyes and stare at insult-giver*

Things to say to a mean boy:
I hope you love your parents even if they DID give you that face
Does your family ask you to run away from home much?
*Turn and talk to friend* See, living proof man needs no brain to live!

Hope this helps!
-Dr. Boomdigga

A little bit about me

I was just googling my blog (What? Don't you?) and a realised that I have barely told you ANYTHING about myself. Ok then, I thought, Time to get to it. So here is me, Dr. K. Boomdigga!

I am 11, turning 12 in April, and I am a twin. This, is what I look like;

Ha! Nice try! Rule one of Anonymous blogging is DON'T SHOW PEOPLE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!

I am a die-hard fan of Queen, anything from Star Wars, and Youtube. (Anytime I am not on my blog, I am watching Bohemian Rhapsody by the  Muppets.)

I am a straight "A" student, which does kinda suprise me, as I'm mostly the one getting told off for talking or passing notes during art.

I think that Facebook is overated, and I haven't been on since November, except for when I was forced because I was bored and there was nothing to do on the Computer.

I do think that covers everything. Oh, and by the way, I like swimming and I think Apples smell weird.

PEACE!
- Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Don't you think it's time I changed my Profile picture thing? Yeah, me too.

BEST SUMMER EVA!!

First off, to answer any rumors, no, I am not dead. I was on HOLIDAY! (Did you know that the word "Holiday" came from the Latin word Electronia Rehabius, which translates directly to Electronic Rehab?)
Anyway, I have come up with a NEW way to blog! It is called Pic-Bloggin'!  My first topic using this break-through technology is Best things to do this summer Beach edition!

 Get a nice sunburn. *Extra credit: Follow up with a sweet tan line!*




Wear your bathing suit for at least five hours straight.

Eat an ice cream with sand in it. (Mmm, Gritty!)

 

That's all I have time for. (This took me half an hour to do, and I'm still in my PJs.) But remember, if you get on tape, you could get it in cash!

See ya!
- Dr. Boomdigga.

Merry Christmas from Dr. B!

YES! OHMIGOD, YES!!!! I have not been able to access my bog in WEEKS! It just wouldn't load, and I check on it like, 6 times a day!c OK, back to the subject, it is 2 sleeps away from Christmas. And, just because I like lists, (Who knew?  BTW, Please note the sarcasm) and I hate bad gifts, (Not that I've ever gotten any.) I present you with the worst gifts that people can get you. P.S. As I write this, I have discovered that if you are chewing gum, and take a sip of Coke, the gum will turn rock hard. Cool.

 TOP FIVE WORST CHRISTMAS GIFTS  2010

With additional commentary by me.

1. Gym Membership. Please, don't try and leave "hints' that your loved one needs to shed a few kilos. also, who needs that kind of embarrassment? This may lead to that said person avoiding you at all costs. Maybe even deleting you on Facebook.
2. Underpants. Need I say more?
3. Pajamas. Why would you give someone PAJAMAS? They can buy their own stuff. (Unlike me. What? I'm only 11, gimme a break!) Anyway, you wouldn't know how much they have grown, or how many cookies they're eaten this year. (Perhaps a gym membership would be better...)
4. Useless electronic junk. Back scratchers, Remote Control shower heads, you know, the pointless stuff. WE LIVE IN A BATTERY POWERED GENERATION, PEOPLE!
5. Singing Christmas dolls. Why would you do that? THEY ARE SO ANNOYING! Big whoop, Santa, YOU CAN SING!

May you be blessed with at least half-decent gifts this year.

Peace out yo!

-Dr. Boomdigga

The best way to prank your friends!

Oh my GOD. You NEED to see this video! Click or copy and paste the link below!
http://www.YouTube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

If you clicked on this, you would notice it was a Rick Astley video. (I know of him because Of Meme base on the fail blog. You should check it out.)

If you want to pull off a Rick Roll, or you want to prevent being Rick Roll'D, you should read on:

PULLING OFF A RICK ROLL:
First, you need to find someone who TRUSTS you. No use of even doing this if you have pulled pranks on them time and time before. You need someone gullible.

OK. So you have found your victim, who is totally unaware of this Rick Astley stuff at all. Tell them about this AWESOME video you made on YouTube (Or any video that does NOT say anything about Rick in the title.) And tell them to search it. Offer to show them the video right now.

See? It's simple! EXTRA CREDIT: Show them a video that starts of normal, THEN shows Rick Astley. Because if he shows up first thing, most people will realise what has just happened.

If you want to prevent being Rick Roll'd, DONT TRUST ANYONE. Easy.

See ya later!
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..

The people who I love to hate!

I'm not pretty sure if that made sense, but hey, who do I need to impress? (Oh, right, a whole lot of readers, never mind.) OK, like I said, I strongly dislike quite a few people. And since the year is coming to an end, It is now that I have decided to give you a list of my most hated celebrities of 2010.

1. Justin Beiber. It is true, with many people even questioning if he is a boy or not, how CAN'T you hate him? Also, I have a confession to make. When I first heard his song "One Time", I thought it was pretty cool... until I found out he was a dude. 
2. Simon Cowell. The rudest, most insensitve man to ever walk the earth. Hold on a second, Simon has second place, for the winner is...
3. Kanye West. "Taylor, Taylor, Imma let you finish..." It all started with those six words. How could somene be so cruel? Taylor is nice! Plus, at a recent concert, he was screaming into the mic that TAYLOR should say sorry! What did SHE do? Make you look like a jerk? Im sorry Kanye, you did that yourself.
4. Everyone on "The Jersey Shore". Those stupid over-sized oompa loompas.
5. Katie Price (A.K.A. Jordan) What a weirdo.

How to procrastinate like you mean it.

If putting off things until the last minute was an Olympic sport, I would win the gold. So, it is with great pleasure that I share with you my many ways of how to procrastinate.

• If you are putting off something like a project you have been wanting to do that you haven't gotten to yet, try to set a deadline for, let's say, 25 years away. This will give you plenty of time, and lower the amount of pressure put on you before.

• If you are being nagged by the little voices inside your head that you need to call someone, if it may be a friend or relative, think about the reason you didn't immediately call them in the first place. Why would you give up your precious time you have to someone who is a total jerk? List things on why you don't like them or don't want to call them and so on.

• If you have a chore that your parent has just told you to do, and you are reading, or something that involves concentration, pretend you simply didn't hear them. They will probably come back in five minutes or so asking why you have still not done said job. Put down the book, or whatever, and act surprised. "Oh, why didn't you tell me BEFORE that I had to take out the trash!" Walk slowly once you have gotten out of the chore-giver's sight. Stand around for a bit, and walk back to where you were. EXTRA CREDIT: If it involves going outside, open the door, and then close it so it would be loud enough for anyone to hear. Repeat this in a few minutes to make like you have come back in.

•  If it involves homework, and you still have a good reputation for getting homework in on time, leave your homework at home, when it is time to hand it in, act VERY panicked. Look everywhere for the "Homework". When the Teacher has become impatient, go up and say, "Oh no, (Place name of teacher here) I seem to have left it at HOME! It works to try and squeeze a few tears in there too. WARNING!! THIS WILL NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, WORK WITH MOST TEACHERS! USE IT ON THE SOFTIES!!

May this work, and may you spend much of your time on this blog!

Have FUUUUN!!!
-Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. OMG!! 119 VIEWS! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!!
P.P.S 26 Sleeps until the big fat fellow comes down your chimney and gives you pressies and
DRINKS YOUR BEER!
26 Sleeps 'til SANTA!

Girls are weirdos.

But at least we smell pretty. I mean, picture this from a boy's angle. Why do we need so many accessories? Seriously. We have belts, scarves, hats, necklaces and bracelets. We even have accessories FOR our accessories! Charm Bracelets!? REALLY?! Come ON, unless you're the Queen or something, you don't need to dress up and put on a full face of makeup just to pick up the dry cleaning. Also, there are some things that boys don't understand. Like the three WORST words in the world:
I
    LOVE
                YOU.
Why would you want to embarrass a guy like that? Do you know how guys joke about that kinda stuff? Sick jokes are the last thing anyone would want to hear about themselves.

AND we are always trying to perfect human beauty! But why would you want to stick tarantula legs to your eyelids? Are you trying to attract flies? And spray tan. Do NOT get me started on spray tan. Earth to Snookie: Unless you are training 24/7 for grabbing 'Best Pumpkin Costume' on Halloween, you don't need to look the colour Orange. Leave that to the professionals, like oranges. And leather handbags.

Peace to the world!
-Dr. Boomdigga

Geek POWER!!!!

Geek: Noun. Informal.

an unfashionable or socially inept person

[usually with modifier] a knowledgeable and obsessive enthusiast:

i.e (a computer geek)

I classify myself as a geek. I have glasses, I am OBSESSED with Star Wars, Back To The Future AND I know more general knowledge than anyone else in my class. I am also basically in the smartest group for everything, except math. Math is hard. I take pride in this statement because I believe that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. But are other people proud of being geeks? A few years ago would probably have been no: normally it was used as a taunt, i.e if someone was smarter than you, and you felt like to needed to punch BACK, you would call them that. But, are people stereotyping geeks? Most of us, including me, think of geeks as super smart people with braces, glasses and suspenders. I consider myself one of the lucky ones, since that my Grandma doesn't dress me, but she has a good sense of style.

Happy Geeking!

-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. I haven't been on Blogger in a while because I wanted to see how many views

I can get without even being on

I. HATE. SINGSTAR.

Yes, I know that hate is a strong word, but you can't really "strongly dislike" anything. I hate singstar because: Singstar +  My brother = The same song repeated over and over. (And over and over and over...)
This ONE song may cost Josh his life. 'These words' by Natasha Bedingfield may be the worst song EVER, thanks to my brother.
Also, that song is distracting me from my work. I cannot THINK while that is on in the background, which explains why I haven't been on Blogger in a while, because when I ask to go on here, he asks to go on Singstar. (At least now I know who the so-called "Evil' twin is.) No! I'm NOT evil! Yes, you are. Uh, NO! I'm Nooot! Dude, you are. End OF.
I know the majority of you are thinking, "He's a KID, cut him some SLACK." But HEY, guess what? We are the SAME AGE! Twins, Ok? He MAY like Singstar and he MAY not know this is very annoying after a while, but still, he is a boy, and he is my brother. Isn't that what God invented them for? To annoy people to their wit's end? I'm pretty sure.

Singstar and Playstation,
- Dr. Boomdigga
(P.S. The italics were a conversation I had with Joshy.)

Annoying Things 2!

Yes, back by popular demand, how to be annoying 2! This time, it's for everything!!

1) Tell someone a really boring joke, and forget the punchline. But say that "It was SOOO funny guys, you would LOVE it." Do this a few times a day by convincing people that you have remembered it.
2) When at school and sitting next to someone at a desk, lean over and breathe very deeply down their neck. It helps to sniffle, too.
3) Get a universal remote and go to an electronic store, with lots of TVs. Turn them off. When staff come to see what the problem is, turn them on again. Repeat this at least 5 times.
4) Buy one of those 'Hot wheels' speedometers. Sit outside in a cop suit and point it at people when they drive past. See who slows down. *Also try and pull them over, and give them a stern talking to about the speed limit.*
5) Slap or hit someone and claim it is a spasm.
6) End every thing you say like it is a question?
7) Never ever finish your
8) When someone runs past you, jump out with arms arms wide open and scream "BLOCKAGE!!"
10) Skip numbers when writing a list :)

Have fuuuun!
-Dr. Boomdigga

Today is a special day! :D!

Can you guess what it IS? Hmmm? Ok, here are some clues to help you out A) It's NOT my birthday, and B) It has something to do with my blog!! Can you guess what it is? Oh well, if you haven't, let's just see the answer...

Yup! It's exactly ONE month since I started my blog! Thanks to everyone who has seen every posting minute of it! I would also like to thank the veiwers from Sth Africa, US, and Russia, because you even knowing about this blog is pretty cool. : ) If you want me to do any more lists on how to annoy people, etc. Just write in the comments below! Thank you so much guys!

YAY! : D!
- Dr. Boomdigga

EPIC MOVIES!!!

Is Star Wars possibly the best movie saga EVER? Do bears poop in the woods? YES! But, of course, the originals were better. The prequels (Episodes 1-3) I think didn't really fit with the first ones. Not as many epic battles. George Lucas, is just pure awesome. I worship him, but not in a way that makes me so obsessed I think I am a real Jedi.(Even though I have a plastic lightsabre) Star Wars has left a legacy, I think. I mean, it is as timeless as Grease (I have seen it thrice) and the Back To The Future movies, which were also pure awesome. Poor Micheal J. Fox, though. You can just kinda imagine him sitting there, trying to hold a glass of water, or something. *Search him on Google Images, he looks so YOUNG!!* One very very awesome movie, was Family Guy Blue Harvest! I mean, FAMILY GUY! My favourite show! And STAR WARS! Ohmigod!!! It's so awesome to put those to together! Why can't all people have ideas like that?!?


Yay! STAR WARS!
-Dr. Boomdigga

How to annoy the Cleverbots

There is one website I LOVE. There are two plausible reasons for this: A) I LOOOOVE to annoy people, or B) Talking with a random stranger seems fun. The answer is, well, both. Let me give you a list of how to annoy cleverbot. *Cleverbot is a sort of chat room where you ask one person a question and they answer. But, most people use it just to talk.*

Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cleverbot: ...It's not my birthday.
Me: SURE it is!
Cleverbot: No, it's not. Im sure I would remember my birthday.
Me: Wanna open your presents and have some cake?
Cleverbot: ...
Me:  : { D
Cleverbot: What was that?
Me: A moustached happy man :p

Hope you get the idea. : )

Annoying and Aggrivating,
-Dr. Boomdigga

Happy Halloween!

Ok, I know I said that I don't like Halloween. BUT, you have to at least decorate your house for it, or else the kids who come are gonna think you SUCK. So, this is my idea for a house decorated for Halloween. 1) Find some crime scene tape from maybe a prop store, or something. 2) Fence off your drive way, but leaving a little part UNfenced so the trick or treaters can come in. 3) Get some white chalk, white tape, etc. and trace around someone lying down like they do on murder scenes. 4) Get LOTS of candy. Heck, you could even use a Pinata for the dude who got killed, and slice it open, so it was like it's bleeding candy. Stand by your door or have a bowl of candy ready. One good tip for trick or treaters: Don't give second helpings to kids you know you have already given candy too, because they may come back again. And again.

Happy Halloween!
- Dr. Boomdigga
P.S. Any chance you can spare some candy for me?

Ginger Ninja!

Who is the ginger ninja? Does he exist? Well, of course he does! And that is why my job today is to find out who he is...

First off, the ginger ninja must have RED hair, hence the name 'GINGER ninja'. And I think I know someone who fits that statement...

Yes, Ronald Mcdonald. He has red hair, but, he is a clown. He would look just plain stupid in a ninja suit.

What a freak.

Ok, I've ruled out one suspect. Now let's move on...

Maybe I don't have to look to hard to find this mysterious ninja. Maybe he is right under our noses, in little old New Zealand. *GASP!* I think I know WHO!!



Yes, it is the marvellous Rhys Darby! But, wait, the ginger ninja is a silent and invisible to the naked eye. A ninja would not want to become famous! It would ruin his career if anyone found out that a super star was a ninja! And also, he isn't really ginger. So, I guess Rhys is not the ninja...

So, let's recap. 1) Ronald M. cannot be a ninja, for he looks stupid in a ninja suit. 2) Rhys isn't the ginger ninja because ninjas don't pull attention onto themselves, and he is a little brownish red.

Ronald McDonald

Rhys Darby

Mystery Suspect

Ok, one more go. I think I know who the ginger ninja is!!

 

 

YES!!! Of COURSE!! Ron Weasly! He knows magic, so he can make himself invisible AND Erase people's minds so it's like they never met him! It's GENIUS!!

All hail the ginger ninja!

-Dr. Boomdigga

Why do they hate us?

It seems like the whole of the country HATES us Aucklanders. Why? What did we do that made us be despised with a burning hatred? Did we eat your children? No, we did not. Many people say that it's because we are oblivious to what else happens around the country. Do you honestly think we are big air-headed freaks? We DO care about NZ, you just have a grudge. And the super city may more or less change the rest of NZ, at least most of the Nth Island. Don't think we don't care. We are not cold hearted. But, if haters are gonna hate, go ahead. We don't mind. Auckland is a great place to live, and people are very friendly. In fact, it just makes you haters look like you are jealous... : )

Love and Hate,
- Dr. Boomdigga

Please, don't judge the Chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why does a chicken's actions need to be questioned? Every hen or rooster in the world must be waiting for when, one day, it will get up to cross a road, lay an egg, or scream 'COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!' when someone will point menacingly and ask them, 'Why, WHY are you DOING that?' Those poor chickens never did anything to anyone, so why put them in the spotlight? They just want to live a normal, day-to-day life without anyone questioning something that will lead to a pointless answer, somewhere between a 'Ba KWAAA?' or a 'Cluck.' But seriously, if you annoy a chicken, it will probably come into your open window at night and peck your brains out. Brain pecking is something not to be taken lightly. Remember this for the next time you try to make a not even funny joke about why the chicken crossed the road. Dude, he got to the other side, everyone knows the ending.

Eggs and KFC,
-Dr. Boomdigga

P.S. Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I was banned from blogger from Tues-Thurs,
and spent my weekend in my Nana and Poppa's bach where you are more likely
to be eaten alive by a mutant squirrel than find internet access and a decent computer.

10 Annoying things to do at a Cinema

I have been talking about funny ways to annoy people with the friends of mine who are at my table at school. (Jarrod, Cameron, Paige and BFF Emma.) And I thought of a very funny list for my blog. 10 Annoying things to do at a Cinema. Hope you enjoy it. : )
1) Go to a sad film where many people die, or whatever. Whenever something real sad happens to a character, (i.e. Loved one dies) and they are in the middle of a cry fest, stand up, point at the screen and scream 'HA HA! SHAAAME!'
2) Repeat number 1 with a scary movie, but only laugh when everyone else is screaming like the little girls they are.
3) At a part of a movie you find boring, yell 'BOOOORING!' and throw popcorn at the screen.
4) During a thriller movie, and a killer etc. is shown on the screen, yell 'OOOOOH!!! OH OH OH LOOK! IT'S THE KILLER!!!' and point at the screen so everyone can get a good look.
5) Run up and down the aisles and pretend to be an airplane taking off.
6) During a real good part of the movie like when someone is telling vital info, scream over them 'OH OH! THIS IS A GOOD PART, GUYS! LISTEN!!! OOOH!!!' so know one ends up hearing them. *Thanks  for that one, Mum*
7)  Bring a few laser pointers, and point when someone has a close up one their face so it looks like they have bad as zits. *It helps to yell 'AAAARGH GROSS!' too.*
8) Sit by an empty seat. when someone comes to sit in it, quickly dump all the stuff you brought onto it and tell them the seat is saved for your pet Unicorn.
9) If you sit by someone with popcorn and they look away, grab some and stuff it into you mouth.
10) Go to a movie you've seen before and tell everyone what is going to happen like it's no big deal, especially during a really good scene that opens the movie wide open.

Popcorn and Choc tops,
- Dr. Boomdigga